In Dungeon Settlers, you build a colony on top of a teeming RPG labyrinth in a trim take on Rimworld

Edwin Evans-Thirlwell — Wed, 02 Sep 2026 12:46:19 +0000

The first time I lost my whole party in Dungeon Settlers, it was to a swarm of rats. I think we can all agree that getting killed by rats in anything remotely fantasy RPG-ish is an enormous faux pas. It's like spelling your own name wrong on your CV. It's like accidentally wearing your underpants on top of your trousers. It's like failing to become Thane of Whiterun.

In my defence, I was playing the game on Hard difficulty, and the rodents of Dungeon Settlers have a zoologically improbable habit of keeping company with stone golems. Ever tried to crack a stone golem with a wooden sword? I have found it inconvenient. In any case, while my party wipe was embarrassing, it was also excellently macabre in the fine traditions of Dwarf Fortress.

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In Dungeon Settlers, you build a colony on top of a teeming RPG labyrinth in a trim take on Rimworld